Abbreviation of "crescent fresh," a term of excited approval pioneered on the 1990's MTV sockpuppet show Sifl and Ollie. Based on the slogan for Pillsbury pop-and-bake dinner rolls, this phrase was used by "Chester" as an ironic '90's variant of "fresh," itself an '80's adjective of excited approval apparently derived from produce commercials --- for instance, the Tropicana orange juice commercial that featured Olympic victor Bruce Jenner, saying: "Tropicana Pure Premium --- for me, it's freshest." Notice that this implies that "freshness" is not an actual measurement of the time it takes a typical carton of product to market; "freshness" is now an interpretive category: "FOR ME, it's freshest."
"Oh shit, your tape is CRESS. The jams are crescent fresh. I'm playing it and I feel SO CRESCENT."
by James Corn October 21, 2003
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a young beautiful girl who is type weird, crazy, and loyal but has a nice sense of humor one who doesn't mind books but loves to explore things and is brave finds light in a dark situations
crescent she so beautiful and brave she such a cool person
by oceanwave July 14, 2017
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an odd shaped biscuit with a soft fluffy filling usually associated with the 'Pillsberry Dough Boy'.
caring nutritionist- Dont eat that crescent! it will make you fat

pillsberry dough boy- STFU.
by melanie IS a CRACKER November 4, 2007
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"dude, he just bought a versace shirt. that's so crescent!"
by billy iantosca December 20, 2006
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Hold ๐Ÿ– up โฌ†๏ธ ring ๐Ÿ›Ž ding ding ding ding ding ๐Ÿ”” ding ayo the ๐Ÿ˜จ pizza ๐Ÿ• here ๐Ÿ  whatโ€™s 9 + 10 ๐Ÿค“ (21) you stupid ๐Ÿ˜œ no I not ๐Ÿคจ
Crescent is epic swag gangsta (butta dog) dog wit da butta ๐Ÿ˜ณ butta on da dawg ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜• bruh!
by King Bach (only a spoonful) November 14, 2020
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to moon someone but just with your vagina

since your ass resembles a moon a vagina is like a crescent
dude did u just see that that hot chick just crescent me
by spacerocks February 12, 2011
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An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley
Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.
by Kensco7 November 6, 2018
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